Stick ‘Em Up: A 30-year-old man followed another man into the restroom at a club in northeast Columbia, and while the victim was finishing his business the suspect pulled a knife on him and threatened to kill him if he didn’t give up the goods. But this victim wasn’t going to take it: Not only did he escape the restroom, he also alerted the club’s security guards, who held the suspect until the cops came. Note to would-be criminals: If you’re going to attempt a stick up, make sure you know about the security guards.
The Toilet Bandit: Someone broke into a home in northeast Columbia by entering a window in the bathroom. The suspect then accidentally damaged the toilet while trying to get in and water flooded the bathroom and a bedroom. The suspect got away with stealing a PS3, Wii and a television — all of which is probably worth a lot less than the water damage the guy caused. So, now this criminal is the Toilet Bandit because he’s too dumb to figure out how to get into a room without messing up the crapper. No arrests have been made, but police have a suspect — a 31-year-old man who is linked with several other home break-ins in the area. Here’s a hint that might help them nab this guy: His shoes are probably real squeaky.
Shotgun: A man robbed a Columbia gas station, carrying around a big shotgun to get his point across. (Maybe he figured he might as well go all the way, since a sawed-off shotgun would still be hard to hide.) The suspect was wearing big fuzzy earmuffs when he robbed the place, demanding money from the clerk at the gas station. No arrests have been made.
Swerve: A 23-year-old man was arrested after cops found something under his hood that wasn’t a Hemi. The suspect was pulled over in Orangeburg when cops saw his car swerving, which isn’t the best thing to be doing when you’re trying to be discreet. The cop who pulled him over smelled marijuana, so he brought in a K-9 unit to check things out. Turns out the guy had weed hidden under his hood, along with a plastic scale. (This might not have been the best plan, as a hot engine could be bad news for both the weed and the scale. Just saying.) The man was arrested. He’ll probably learn some better methods in jail.
Tip of the Week: If you see something that looks too good to be true on Craigslist, more than likely that s#!t ain’t so. A 34-year-old man in Lexington posted an ad for a motor vehicle trailer and a utility vehicle at an extremely low price. (The police report didn’t list a number, sorry.) It’s not illegal to sell something cheap, but it’s a good tip-off to cops that it’s probably stolen goods — and sure enough, these goods had been reported stolen. Cops set up a fake meet and acted as if they were customers. When they met the suspect, the man couldn’t prove that he’d purchased the items. The lesson? Looking for a chick on Craigslist isn’t the only way things can go terribly wrong for someone.
Delicious Downtown Breakfast
Tony’s is open for breakfast every day from 7:30-10:30! Conveniently located on Washington St. right off Main. Stop in for something filling and delicious before work! Follow us for updates on specials.
Make Your Own Beer and Wine!
Come get started on your “liquid hobby” and help us celebrate our 46th year in the Columbia area. Bet Mar Liquid Hobby Shop: 736 St. Andrews Road.
Back to School Tattoo Specials
Magnum Ink is offering 1/2 off all tattoos for students over 18 as well as 2 for $60 on letters or numbers for state employees. 1405 Rushmore Road, Suite B, right off of Broad River.
A two-day outdoor art and crafts show celebrating its 38th year. Being held on September 5 & 6, 2014, Click for details
Limited Seating—Reserve Now!
VIP Tables available for David Nail on August 22 at Jillian’s. Call to reserve: (803) 799-1688. More tickets available online.
Not Your Typical Greek Restaurant
Ariana’s in West Columbia serves up delicious all-natural, low carb dishes, as well as homemade bread and baklava. Come try the best salad dressing in town! Location info and hours here.
SEARCH FREE TIMES
Company seeking carpenters, plumbers, masons work is year around with a 40 year old company. Starting pay is $10.00 but experienced individuals will be compensated accordingly. Must have a clean driving record and must bring a copy of your driving record to the interview. Please call 803-865-1200.
U.S. Security Associates
Now hiring immediately for armed and unarmed security officers. WE TRAIN YOU! Columbia & surrounding areas. ussecurityassociates.com
Pool Cleaning-Full and part time available. Must have a clean driving record, be organized and have a professional appearance. Starting Pay is $10.00 per hr, please call for an interview, please bring a copy of your Driving record and a list of all past employers with duration of employment listed as well as telephone numbers for references. Cal 803-865-1200
Real Estate Spotlight
Mungo Homes. Celebrating 60 years of our family building for your family. mungo.com