Franks & Beans: A 39-year-old man was arrested after exposing himself to an employee at a public building in downtown Columbia. Authorities were called, and once they arrived they caught the suspect fondling himself. Turns out the suspect has been charged twice for pulling similar stunts in two separate counties. He must learn that exposing himself to the public will not be a profitable proposition. Well, unless you’re a Kardashian.
Car Thief: Authorities are searching for a man accused of stealing a car from someone’s home in northeast Columbia. Cops were alerted to the stolen car, a 1992 Buick LeSabre, and found it a few blocks away, apparently abandoned. Probably because it was a 1992 Buick LeSabre. Hey, even crooks have standards.
Buy It Back: Authorities arrested a Spartanburg woman not only for stealing items from a trucker’s cab but for idiotically trying to sell those items back to him. The woman snuck inside the while the driver was pumping gas and took his phone and GPS unit. When a clerk told the driver about a woman ransacking his car, he followed her across the street. After the trucker had someone call his cell phone and it rang while the woman was holding it, she attempted to sell him back his GPS for $75. One would think she would have just accepted defeat gracefully.
Life’s a Gamble: Cops busted up a gaming room in a home in Lexington, which really wasn’t much more than a living room filled with very, very cheap bartop video gambling machines — you know, the kind you slip a dollar in. Three people, including the owner of the house, were arrested; they each posted the $4,000 bail. A living room full of gaming machines sounds like the setup for a sequel to the Ocean’s 11 series — except everyone is in a retirement home scamming people out of their bingo money. Let’s hope Clooney declined the starring role.
Red Huffy: Authorities are looking for an unknown suspect who’s hit up some convenience stores in the Sumter area. Surveillance video caught the suspect going in and stealing 60 cartons of Newports. (We’re not sure what that street value is — but in prison, he’d be Donald Trump.) One would think the po-po could find the suspect, given that his getaway vehicle of choice was a … red bicycle. Hey, you can’t be a crook and not have dependable transportation. No arrests have been made, but authorities are keeping their ears open for the sound of playing cards flickering in the spokes of the bike tires.
Tip of the Week: If you’re going to try to impersonate a police officer, you might want to have something better than one of those fake-looking badges you find in a Cracker Jack box. A 29-year-old man went to a hotel in Irmo in full Army combat uniform, pretending to be military police. He asked the clerks to give him information on two women staying at the hotel. The clerks refused, even after the man flashed his fake badge. The suspect found the women without the help of the clerks, but by that time the cops arrived. Authorities arrested the man and charged him with impersonating an officer. We’re not sure as to what he would have done to the two women. Maybe this was just a bachelorette party that went so very wrong.
Bluegrass, Bidding, and BBQ
Join The Palladium Society Thursday, October 23rd from 7-10 p.m. for its 11th annual silent auction, featuring music by The Mustache Brothers and catering by Bourbon and The Oak Table. Tickets are $30 at the door and include admission, drinks, and food. Get yours online now!
The Other Place at Trustus Theatre
Juliana Smithton is a successful neurologist whose life seems to be coming unhinged. A mystery unfolds as fact blurs with fiction, past collides with present and the elusive truth of Juliana’s mental health boils to the surface in The Other Place, running at Trustus Theatre October 17th through November 1st. There will be a talk-back following the matinee on October 19th. Tickets can be purchased here or by calling the box office at 803-254-9732.
King Lear in Finlay Park
October 16th-18th and 22nd-25th, the South Carolina Shakespeare Company presents William Shakespeare’s King Lear. All performances held at the Finlay Park Ampitheatre at 7:30 PM. For tickets and more information, click here or call 803-665-2000.
Four Miles, Twelve Doughnuts
Winston’s Wish aims to increase knowledge and understanding of children with autism, and you can help by participating in the 4.donut Race on October 25th. Start at Edventure Children’s Museum, run 2 miles to Krispy Kreme, eat 12 doughnuts, and run back! Registration is required and can be done here before October 23rd at 5 p.m.
3LAU on Sunday, October 26th and the Unofficial Skrillex Mothership Tour After-Party on the 27th. More information and tickets for both can be found here. VIP tables available.
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